Pick a Name for Trump’s Invasion of America!   Leave a comment

Invasion of U.S.

U.S. conquest of America should be a cakewalk, experts believe.

By. C. Michael Forsyth

WASHINGTON — President Donald J. Trump has threatened to send U.S. military troops to crush street protests in cities across America, but he has not yet come up with a catchy name for the invasion. And our Commander in Chief needs YOUR help!

Selecting an upbeat name is key to generating public enthusiasm for a military operation, experts say. Operation Desert Storm,  in which American forces liberated Kuwait from the grip of dictator Saddam Hussein in 1990, boosted the popularity of President George Herbert Walker Bush and ranks high on a list of “The 10 Greatest Military Operation Names” compiled by Military.Com

“A desert storm is created by wind and sand. It’s sudden, ruthless and incredibly disorienting,” the experts note. “Not to take away from the men and women who have fought the War on Terror, but Operation Iraqi Freedom doesn’t have the same unforgettable fury as a Desert Storm.”

Trump!

Tough-as-nails Commander in Chief Donald Trump is prepared to dictate the course of the war from his newly inspected bunker.

 

 

President Ronald Reagan’s invasion of the resort island of Grenada in 1983 might not have been entirely necessary, but the mission’s name Operation Urgent Fury helped to get Americans excited about the quick and easy victory.

“The name was one of the best,” the experts observe. “Operation Urgent Fury sounds like the title of a movie that would pair Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme as grizzled special ops leaders who join forces to put down the Sandinistas once and for all. “

By contrast, a poorly thought-out name often leads to disappointing results. Operation Barbarossa, Adolf Hitler’s ill-fated invasion of the Soviet Union in World War II, was jinxed from the start, with an uninspiring name that referenced an obscure historical figure.

“Barbarossa is Italian for ‘Red Beard,'” according to Military. Com. “Frederick I was a [red-bearded] king of Germany who became Holy Roman Emperor in 1155. A great military leader and charismatic ruler, Frederick died in Asia Minor while leading the Third Crusade.”

Operation Barabossa

Adolf Hitler’s “Operation Barbarossa” is considered one of the worst blunders in military history as well as one of the worst names.

 

Some possible names have been run up the flagpole for Trump’s invasion of America: Operation American Freedom, Operation Make America Great Again, Operation Huge Success, Operation White Lives Matter and Operation Totally Constitutional.

However, some marketing gurus believe the President will stick with his proven brand and simply dub the attack Operation Trump, or use the opportunity to salute his daughter Ivanka by calling it Operation Who’s Your Daddy?

Can you come up with the perfect name for the invasion? If so leave it in the comment section below and we will forward the most promising suggestions to the White House.

 

Posted June 4, 2020 by C. Michael Forsyth in Uncategorized

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