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Kim Jong Un to U.S. : Turn over Wolf Girl or “Face Annihilation.”   Leave a comment

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HUNTED: Photo of Wolf Girl taken in squalid “human zoo” prior to her escape.

By C. Michael Forsyth

PYONGYANG — A month after North Korea’s famous wolf girl escaped from her cell beneath the palace of Kim Jong Un, the depraved dictator has accused the U.S. of sheltering the fugitive freak of nature in a secret C.I.A. safe house.

In a rambling, 11-minute speech on state-run television, the dangerously unstable tyrant demanded that President Donald Trump turn her over – or else.

“The Wolf Girl is a national treasure and the property of the people of North Korea,” the pudgy strongman declared. “If she is not returned within 72 hours, America will face absolute annihilation. We will unleash our mighty nuclear arsenal and the people’s missiles will reduce the city of Washington to ashes.”

The Wolf Girl, who is covered head to toe in fur-like hair, is believed to suffer from a rare birth defect called congenital universal hypertrichosis. Her heartbreaking plight first came to light when human-rights activists revealed the existence of Kim’s sick private “zoo” stocked with at least 150 human oddities beneath the presidential palace. Ironically, the diminutive despot showed little concern for the welfare of the pitiful 17-year-old creature before her daring escape from the squalid cell where she’d been held since infancy.

“Kim mistreated the Wolf Girl terribly whenever he visited his human menagerie,” revealed a palace source. “He would prod her with his walking stick and squeal with delight when she snarled.”

Kim Jong Un

MADMAN Kim Jong Un gleefully mistreated the Wolf Girl when she was in his clutches.

The extreme urgency North Korea has attached to recapturing the Wolf Girl appears to be politically motivated. During her weeks on the lam, she became a symbol of freedom to peasants suffering under Kim’s brutal communist regime.

“The government cannot allow such a living symbol to remain free,” explained the insider. “It is a threat to Kim’s authority.”

The U.S. government has neither confirmed nor denied that it has given refuge to the mute teen, who communicates only in grunts, yips and howls, and crawls about on all fours. But a reliable State Department source claims that dissidents delivered her to American agents after she was found wandering the streets of the capital.

“She was naked, with her fur caked in mud and filth,” he revealed. “She was wild-eyed and terrified, nipping at anyone who tried to help her.”

Trump signing

DAY OF DECISION: President Donald Trump

Now President Trump is facing the greatest moral dilemma of his young presidency.

“This is a real profiles-in-courage moment,” the State Department source stated. “The President has to decide which is more important: The freedom of one brave girl whom many might consider one of ‘Mother Nature’s mistakes’ or the safety of 325 million Americans.”

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Meet the REAL Jesus Freaks: When Faith Healing Goes Wrong   Leave a comment

FLORDIA stripper now sports DD breasts on her back thanks to a morally flawed faith healer.

FLORDIA stripper now sports DD breasts on her back thanks to a morally flawed faith healer.

FAITH HEALING FAIL: A prayer to cure baldness worked all too well on this South Carolina man

FAITH HEALING FAIL: A prayer to cure baldness worked all too well on this South Carolina man

By C. Michael Forsyth

If your faith healer is poorly trained or sinful, the session can backfire, leaving you worse off than before — or even a miserable freak! That’s the sobering warning of a top expert who has compiled 74 cases of faith healing gone awry.

“The power of the Almighty is like a laser scalpel,” explains the Reverend Gary Buskwood, author of the upcoming book Miracles and Mishaps. “In the right hands, it is a wondrously potent instrument. But when wielded by an unqualified individual, the results can be disastrous.”

Among the dozens of startling cases the Tennessee-based expert recounts:

* Rebecca M., 66, of Montgomery, Ala., begged the preacher at a revival to cure the crippling arthritis that kept her bound in a wheelchair. She had no way of knowing that he’d received his diploma in divinity online and had no training in faith healing.

“He placed his hands on her legs and prayed, ‘Let this woman walk again for the rest of her life,’” reveals Rev. Buskwood. “Almost immediately she rose from her wheelchair and was able to walk for the first time in years. The trouble is she hasn’t been able to stop walking. Two months have passed, she has lost more than 80 pounds and doctors are pessimistic about her long-term survival.”

* Exotic dancer Kari G., 25, of Tampa, Fl., was dissatisfied with her B-cup and, too frugal to go to a plastic surgeon, followed a girlfriend’s advice that she seek the aid of a faith healer. Rather than pay him in cash, she offered certain sexual favors – an offer the 54-year-old itinerant clergyman was too weak-willed to refuse.

“During the laying on of hands, the preacher asked that her breasts be doubled,” says Rev. Buskwood. “But instead of developing double D’s, as she intended, a pair of new breasts sprouted on her back!”

* Auto mechanic Mark H., 34, of Simpsonville, S.C., visited a respected faith healer who’d cured his cousin of deafness as well as successfully treating several neighborhood dogs for distemper.

“He wanted help for his receding hairline,” says the expert. “So the faith healer placed a hand on his scalp and prayed ‘Lord, please channel your might through me and give this man more hair.’ Sure enough, by the next day Mark could see in the mirror that his hair was thicker.”

What the unlucky grease monkey didn’t know, however, was that the respected Pentecostal preacher was under investigation for statutory rape — and was hauled off to jail just days after the session.

“Within a month Mark’s entire face and body was covered with hair,” says Rev. Buskwood. “He now looks like a circus freak. Even shaving three times a day, he can’t keep up with the seemingly supernatural hair growth.”

GENUINE faith healers like Oral Roberts have helped thousands of people worldwide.

GENUINE faith healers like Oral Roberts have helped thousands of people worldwide.

Traditional medicine is generally ineffective in treating people who’ve been the victim of such quacks. Their best hope of recovery is to consult a legitimate faith healer, advises the expert.

“Unfortunately, many victims are reluctant to seek the help they so desperately need, due to their bad experiences with faith healing.”

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The author of this article also penned the highly acclaimed horror novel "Hour of the Beast."

The author of this article also penned the highly acclaimed horror novel Hour of the Beast.

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