Alternate Terms For “Slut” and Other Offensive Words   Leave a comment

BIG-BELLIED BLOWHARD Rush Limbaugh recently put his foot in his mouth.

By C. Michael Forsyth

Broadcasting heavyweight Rush Limbaugh unleashed a firestorm of controversy when he used the word “slut” on his radio show. Now a linguist has come forward with a list of alternative phrases for such offensive terms.

“In the last few decades, the level of discourse regarding women has become increasingly coarse,” observes Harlan Mistow of Cambridge, Mass. “A female who would once have been branded a shrew is now openly called the B word or even the C word. A ‘hussy’ is now a ‘skank.’

“By employing less judgmental language and in some cases drawing upon phrases from the past, we can avoid terms that are unnecessarily pejorative.”

The list will be very helpful to Rush and other public speakers, Mistow says.

Here, from the expert, are 13 common male terms for women and the better alternatives:

SLUT = SEXUALLY LIBERATED WOMAN

COCKTEASER = FLIRT

GOLD DIGGER = MATERIAL GIRL

BITCH = TAKE CHARGE TYPE

BULL DYKE = LADY WHO PREFERS THE COMPANY OF WOMEN

BIMBO = INGENUE

DOG = ALTERNATE-UNIVERSE HOTTIE

FAT PIG = CUDDLY CHICK

OLD MAID = ROMANTIC WHO’S STILL LOOKING FOR MR. RIGHT

FREAK = ADVENTUROUS TYPE

OLD BAG = VERY EXPERIENCED PERSON

STUCK UP C- -T = PRINCESS TYPE

SKANK = LADY WHO’S GENEROUS IN SHARING HER COMPANY

SEXUALLY LIBERATED WOMAN: Famed porn queen Jenna Jameson


MATERIAL GIRL: Anna Nicole Smith tied the knot with a multi-millionaire.

PREFERS the company of women: funnygal Rosie O'Donnell

C. Michael Forsyth, the author of this article, has written a critically acclaimed horror novel. The Horror Fiction Review raves that Hour of the Beast is a "rip-snorting, action-packed sexy college romp."

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Posted March 11, 2012 by C. Michael Forsyth in Uncategorized

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