SATAN’S CHEERLEADERS: 1 in 7 Squads Worship the Devil, Researcher Claims   1 comment

 

 

Bring it on 2

Hundreds of cheerleaders nationwide are in league with the Devil, unlike these characters in the hit movie “Bring It On.”

By C. Michael Forsyth

AMHERST, Mass. — Bubbly college cheerleaders are living symbols of squeaky-clean purity. But shockingly, 1 in 7 of the baton-twirling beauties are willing tools of Satan, according to a leading expert in the occult.

“These young women sell their souls for beauty and popularity,” declares Bob Sertesko, a Massachusetts-based cult-watcher. “The price is that they must use their enthusiastic chants and gymnastic feats to draw crowds over to the dark side.”

Sertesko reached his alarming conclusion after spending 4 ½ years carefully observing cheerleaders at scores of college football and basketball games.

“I recorded their chants and played them backward — and words cropped up that would make your hair stand on end,” he reveals. “There are prayers to Babylonian demons, as well as phrases in English such as ‘Bow down before your lord and master Lucifer,’” the researcher says.

Typically, the perky, pom-pom-shaking pawns of Satan become increasingly brazen over the course of the school year, as they successfully recruit more and more sports fans.

Claims the expert, “At one football game I attended, the cheerleaders openly chanted, ‘Satan, Satan, he’s our man, you can’t stop him, no one can. Give me an S, give me an A, give me a T, give me an A, give me an N … Satan!’”

The Hell-bound hotties choreograph their routines to brainwash unsuspecting onlookers.

RAUNCHY routines like these are designed to corrupt the souls of male sports fans, expert reveals

RAUNCHY routines like these are designed to corrupt the souls of male sports fans, according to researcher.

“I have accumulated a vast collection of video footage of cheerleaders flaunting their bodies in a lascivious manner designed to corrupt the male mind,” Sertesko notes. “On rare occasions, they perform tricks only possible with supernatural aid, such as rotating the upper torso 360 degrees at the waist.”

Satan’s cheerleaders commonly use their formations to create sinister symbols such as the pentagram, an ancient symbol of black magic, according to the researcher. Frighteningly, the Evil One has even made inroads into cheerleading squads at the nation’s most prestigious Christian college.

“At one game, 16 cheerleaders faced me forming a cross,” the expert says. “So far, so good, but when I went to the opposite side of the field, I saw that from that angle, their bodies then formed an UPSIDE DOWN cross – an age-old Satanic symbol.”

Young women who accept Satan as their savior reap considerable rewards. A girl who was homely in high school may suddenly experience a drastic improvement in her appearance.

“Acne clears up; tubby girls develop the trim figures of supermodels; mousy brown hair turns radiantly blond,” explains the researcher. “I’ve spent literally hundreds of man hours scrutinizing the video footage. It shows how girls who were previously flat as an ironing board sprout busts that would make Jayne Mansfield green with envy, and high, taut rear ends.”

Cheerleaders who are in league with the Devil are among the most popular on campus – in part due to the fact that they have sex with practically everyone.

“They are like succubae who wantonly seduce male students and professors – and even lure innocent coeds into their sexual snare,” the researcher warns.

Fledgling cheerleaders are initiated into a Satanic coven in a macabre ceremony involving nudity, candles and the sacrifice of live chickens.

“The cheerleaders vow allegiance to Lucifer,” says Sertesko. “It is a choice they will come to regret when they find themselves suffering eternal damnation in the bowels of Hell.”

Copyright C. Michael Forsyth

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Posted February 17, 2015 by C. Michael Forsyth in Uncategorized

One response to “SATAN’S CHEERLEADERS: 1 in 7 Squads Worship the Devil, Researcher Claims

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  1. Thank you very much for this illuminating article. Mike always has a fascinating perspective on life and its inherent dangers. Please thank him for this heads-up on cheerleaders. I will have to give up my volunteer work at the Palm Beach Home for Unwed Mothers. Very best wishes, Ed Sigall (_KingEd1@aol.com_ (mailto:KingEd1@aol.com) )

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