DNA Scientists Create First Human-Vampire Bat Hybrid   4 comments

VAMPIRE bat has a face only a human mother could love. (Photo taken by David Milbourne).

VAMPIRE bat has a face only a human mother could love. (Photo taken by David Milbourne).

By C. Michael Forsyth

Bravo! In a giant leap forward for mankind, DNA scientists have successfully spliced together human genes with those from a vampire bat – creating an amazing new hybrid that some are calling the world’s first real-life vampire!

The tiny embryo, still only four weeks old, would — if allowed to come to full term — have physical traits of both homo sapiens and Desmodus rotundus, a species of vampire bat common in Mexico and South America.

“We do not of course know exactly what it would look like,” says Dr. Hans Lichtstein, head of the team of Austrian scientists. “Most likely a human torso and head, along with bat-like features such as an upturned snout and pointed ears. It will probably have leathery wings but it is unlikely it will be able to fly due to the density of its bones. Theoretically, it would drink milk in infancy and later acquire a taste for blood, the dietary trait known as hematophagy.”

The controversial project was hush-hush until news leaked to the press last week. Dazzled science writers now agree it is the most remarkable use of genetic engineering since the creation of the goat-spider hybrid by University of Wyoming eggheads in 2010.

Scientists have not yet announced whether they will destroy the embryo — which was created for research purposes — freeze their bizarre brainchild for further use, or implant it in a volunteer in the hope that it can be brought to term.

“It would certainly make a splendid entry in the annual Frankenstein Awards,” notes Dr. Lichstein, referring to the exciting competition held each October 31 in which DNA wizards unveil their latest gee-wiz creations. But the researcher hastens to add that the project is far from just fun and games.

“Work in this area of science will hopefully one day lead to the elimination of hereditary conditions such as Tays-Sachs disease, and perhaps in time, result in humans with superior intelligence and longevity.”

MIRACLE or menace? Critters like this one in the movie “Daybreakers” may soon be a common sight.

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4 responses to “DNA Scientists Create First Human-Vampire Bat Hybrid

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  1. Reblogged this on Good laugh.

  2. This one looks different than the other bats. When I look at it, him, or her, it looks cool. Great job creating the world’s very first vampire.

  3. This looks pretty cool!

  4. i have about two thousand legal documents of confederate civil war,i think you might already know bout this efford,but it really happen in the war of the south and the north,the lincoln vampire movie was not far behind,—ill just give you what one of my document say,—–to william rainey,to doctor walker and joydan,to bisils to henry and adilia 1854,,bi—sil,then there is the ghost soldiers,of jeneral j,b, mcculloch,peterburg virginia west hill under robert elee and robert dunn mcilwaine,,,from the plantation,warren county north carolina the fort and gray,that nobody seem to know about,from the fort gray to saltvile masacre in west virginia these negro hybrids kill out the union and they ate them all up,,they feed them olabats,from south africa,sixteen hundre olabats,ola south africa,this is what francis nichioas bacon,fugure out how to do as a scienctist 1561,then you have the pig and humand hybrid,poor mrs elizabeth harwell she and her daughter was executed,in a circuit cort,brunswick county virginia 1859,they were all pinkerton guards,and spys,from emory and henry college,1857,the buildens at westhill peterburg where they kept the ghost hybrids,are still there,its amazine to see,im the only one that knows what im looking at,this is the efford of aaron burr and lincoln new colony,right here under our nose,east coast line,if you get a chance look at the movie lincoln the vampire slayer,when i looked at the movie for the first time,i said somebody some where knnow something,but one thing i do know is that iv got the whole book of documents,and in episodes, real confederacy is faces you dont see,and names you dont hear——

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